CAUSE-Citizens Against Urban Stinky Environments

Thursday, August 27, 2009

In this issue...
• Mrs McGinty Jailed
• Free Cora-Belle at the Device to Root Out Stink Unveiling
• Party in the Park
• Device on TV tonight

Mrs McGinty Jailed

In a bizarre turn of events, Mrs Cora-Belle McGinty, President of CAUSE (Citizens Against Urban Stinky Environments) was jailed early Thursday morning for a horrible misunderstanding.

Mrs McGinty was protesting in Ramsay about the stench emanating from near the south west corner of the Shamrock Hotel, claiming the chicken factory situated there is the root of all evil in the neighbourhood.

Jon Hold, a hapless supporter of Lily Hold, happened to cross Mrs McGinty's path at about 8:35 am.  Lily Hold is a survivor of Avian Bird Flu, and Mr. Hold was out showing his support of her recovery.  Mrs McGinty mistakenly mistook him for a rival protestor, and beat him senseless with her handbag.

>> Old Lady Chicken Challenge

Free Cora-Belle at the Device to Root Out Stink Unveiling

Police were apparently called to the scene, and the situation escalated,  ending with Mrs McGinty handcuffed face down in the gravel on Hurst Road.  She was reportedly taken to the police station by two of Calgary's finest, who were a little worse for wear due to the handiwork of the handbag weilding octogenarian.

Sam and Ella Escherichia, Treasurer and Secretary of CAUSE, and Mrs McGinty's daughter and son in law stated:

"Ya, we are really sorry that this happened.  Granny's gonna be okay, but  we'll be taking a collection at the unveiling to post her bail." 

The much anticipated unveiling of "The Device to Root Out Stink" will still go ahead as planned on Friday Aug 28, beginning with a neighbourhood potluck BBQ at 6:30, family games, unveiling of the Device to Root Out Stink, and  screening of the movie "Chicken Run".

>> Spring Granny

Party in the Park

Come check out the free screening of  "Chicken Run" in the park next to St Anne's School at 21 Ave And Hurst Road SE.

Friday August 28, at 8:30 pm (dusk)

Free Popcorn to first 100 people!

This incredible, hilarious stop-motion animation film is by Aardman Animations (Wallace and Gromit) and won numerous awards, including a Golden Globe.

>> Chicken Run

Device on TV tonight

Catch CITY TV's Story about the Device to Root Out Stink TONIGHT on City TV at 6 pm - local news.

Then come out Friday and Party in the Park with us!

>> Porn VS Chicken

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